Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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