Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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