i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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