Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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