none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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