I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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