I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
the day after is always just damage control
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize
