OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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