swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
please don't ironically join a cult
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