he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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