YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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