apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
two words: eviction party
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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