My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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