I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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