Sponge bath it is.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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