we're blogging at a bar
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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