no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We have started to decorate penises.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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