Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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