something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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