Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Quick, to the slutcave!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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