you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
vagina is talking i cant
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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