i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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