Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Randomize
