My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize