A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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