I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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