Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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