How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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