I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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