i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
