8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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