going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
