Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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