Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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