that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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