Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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