She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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