ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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