he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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