so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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