Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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