We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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