I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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