North Korea, Best Korea!
i love accidental penises.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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