no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Randomize
