i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize