he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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