Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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