I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Randomize
