Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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