Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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