Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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