Well apparently he's into motor boating.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Randomize
