Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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